Are you running on caffeine, but still ready for some laughter-infused adrenaline? Well, strap in your stethoscopes, because it’s time for some NURSING HUMOR that’s more infectious than the common cold (but don’t worry, your mask won’t filter this out!) 😜
🚑💨 When someone asks me if I enjoy my job as a nurse, I tell them it has its “ups and downs.” Like, literally – I’m either lifting patients up or bending down to pick up things they’ve dropped. It’s a real “lift” to my day! 🆙⬇️
⏰💤 Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the freezer? Because when it comes to a code brown, it’s better to keep your cool! 🧊💩
👩⚕️❤️🔥 How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! We’re not afraid of the dark, and besides, we’ve memorized every inch of this place by the light of our monitors. 💡🔦
🌡️📈 Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a thermometer? She had a temperature, and just wanted an “inner” feeling about it! Talk about taking your work home with you! 🌡️🏡
🩹🔔 Nurses are like duct tape; we fix anything! Except for that faulty call bell that the patient in room 5 loves to play like it’s going out of style. Ding dong, we hear you! 🔔🙉
If laughter is the best medicine, consider yourself medicated! Now, go out there and keep being awesome – with a side of humor! 😅🏥💓
